Cyberspace Explorer Pillows

Evolution.

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

Cybercrime...

He's waiting for the Metaverse to begin!

'I know you're having a virtual affair - the computer's got a sexually transmitted virus'

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

'Excuse me. Hello? .... I'd like to exit this program now.'

Cartoon computer

Information Security

'What is the point? Young Master spends more time playing with his virtual pets on his computer than with us...'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Your website seems to be having a virus today dear."

'Thanks to the internet, you can meet creeds worldwide.'

Computer in space.

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

'There he goes, always with his head in The Cloud.'

"Wait - all this time trying to hack into the classified files and you never even clicked the 'continue as guest' button?"

Big Bang Theory.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.