Cybersecurity Concerned Prints

'No the computer has not been 'hacked by terrorists', you've got the Caps Lock on.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

UK border controls relaxed.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

High security Santa's grotto

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"He's a guard dog."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

The Scanner Of Love.

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Minority Report

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."