Cybercrime Resolver Mugs

Cyber terrorist

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Large Emoticon Collider

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

UNFADED GLORY

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Sulk Shows

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"We want you to be point dog on all our complaints to management."

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

"I speak Latin, you know."

Aggression/Security

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"