Cyber Tidier Mugs

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

Let's get organized

"Houston, we have a problem."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

The household cavalry

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaning Lockers.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Desert Island Raking

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

'This closet needs digitized.'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

The murphy desk

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

Clearing Away Christmas

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'