Cyber Spirit Prints

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The Brothers Grime

'He's maturing early.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Get crazy once in a while

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Online Dating

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

"He turned on, dropped out and never came back, it's 50 years since woodstock and he still thinks that's a mirror."

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Teenage Shakespeare

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Dog Teenagers

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

The Incredible Skulk

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'