Cyber Soul T-Shirts

'Last four digits of your soc...?'

The Art Student.

The Zoo.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Do me next."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Get crazy once in a while

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Children's Art Show.

Writers without borders.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

Fly fishing.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Raphael

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Mermaid Art

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I wish I was creative'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"