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"They met online, the relationship went downhill from there."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

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"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

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'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

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'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'That must be my computer date.'

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'When it said in her profile that she's a cosmo girl, I had something entirely different in mind!'

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

We met online.

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