Cyber Culture Critic T-Shirts

'Richard III is spamming us again.'

The height of fashion in 1796

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"I'm after the history section."

"Fact amnesty"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"How is it in Russia?"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

"It's an even numbered day. Do we blame the message or the messenger on even numbered days?"

Get Your Shot

Mr. Frite Head

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'