Cyber Castaway Prints

Surfing the net

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Online Dating

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

"So how long will it take to grow?"

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

Book computer.

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

"Have you been here long?"

Wind turbine island...

'The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer...'

"I hacked my way in!"

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

"Won't be a moment - I'm just on Twitter insulting someone who insulted me."

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

Castaway uses a PC instead of a bottle.

"We've really had it this time."