"My last job was as a mine interpreter...I would go to a park and describe what the mime was trying to convey."
Cv Curators Mugs
Start their day with a smile—our mugs for CV curators feature fun designs that celebrate the art of crafting the perfect resume, adding personality to every coffee break.
'I'm sure you are proud of being a world record holder. But having 7,935 different employers in one month isn't something I'd put on my resume.'
'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'
'It's a Joan Biro.'
TV-Man
Misunderstood artist
Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.
'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'
The Rise of Modern Art
Frederic Auguste Bartholdi
Convenience.
Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.
"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."
Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.
Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!
'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'
'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'
Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.
"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"
"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"
"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."
"It's Chicken Mole!"
"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"
'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'
'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'
Leaves falling out of a painting.
"Sorry? I wasn't listening."
'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'
Closed for Renovation
"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"
Modern Portrait Gallery
Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner
"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."
Exhibition of Paint Colors.
The hall of bad ideas.
Cv Curators Mugs Collection
Cv Curators Pillows
Brighten up their office or home with pillows that celebrate CV curators—fun, stylish accents for those with a creative touch.
Cv Curators Prints
Decorate their workspace with prints that honor the art of CV curation—thoughtful designs that inspire and amuse.
Cv Curators T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts for CV professionals—perfect for casual days or work-from-home comfort, with a dash of humor and creativity.