Cv Buff Mugs

"Er...when I said I was a banker, it's more 'financial services' really."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Always with the String Theory."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

Some scents are nonsense.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I'm sorry, but you have a very impressive resume, and at this company, we find competence threatening.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

"I'm fascinated by your résumé, particularly the advertising supplement."

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

We're polishing our brand.

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'