Cute Things Aficionado Prints

'We want to focus on female customers. That's why we hired him. He is a real expert - women start shouting 'how sweeeet!' as soon as they notice him.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Childlike love

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Sorry

'I can change! I swear!'

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

It's more than a mike!

LEGO profits.

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Wearing all black

The Three Bears - pocket version

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Lady having her hair dyed

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'