Customization Kingpin Gifts

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

Nice custom job, Bill!

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Safety Pin

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

Bob's Apartment

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.