Customer Service Specialist Mugs

'We never forget you have a choice.'

How Is Your Pain Today?

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

"The latest research has shown that our customers want more frequent communications from us."

Complaints department on 30th floor

"I let him go because he refused to provide world class service. By the way, that's not lemonade you're drinking."

Man with Gary name badge answers phone "Hello, you're talking to Dave. How can I help you?"

Complaints department has an unreachable door handle.

I'd like to register a formal complaint.

"Customer care, I don't have time for customer care, I've got a business to run into the ground!"

Please fill out survey card...How has your experience in hell been?

"Where’s the option button that says, ‘I despise these presumptuous tip suggestions’?"

"More croutons, sir?"

"This joint has lousy online reviews, what would you recommend I order?"

The Listening Bank

"Based on our security camera footage we don't think you're enjoying your meal enough to continue eating here."

Complaints department...

Our Troubled Chowders

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"It's something from the gas company. Don't they know it takes more than bold red font, to move me to respond. I need to be wooed, fawned over. After all, I'm more than a checkbook."

'Can't resist a pretty face , can you? - but save the bed bug?...'

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Served All Day!

"Leave the bowl."

'Your computer keeps freezing, dropping offline and closing down on you? Sounds like my love life!'

"Can I help you, Sadie?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Online form - Submit.

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"