Customer Service Conqueror T-Shirts

"How about this: you don't take our order by memory and we won't forget to tip?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

National corporate ladder of success monument.

"That's the Ommbudsman."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Star Executive

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

CEO's office in a safe.