Customer Connection Enthusiast Mugs

Direct Marketing...

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Wifi in Hell

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Target your customer.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

"We can't make the perfect product, but with a little luck and a lotta data, we can make the perfect customer."

Puzzle Family

"I'd recommend this."

"Will that be for here or to go?"

'Male and Female He created them.'

Lovers greeting each other

Sharings,,,formerly complaints,

The competition's customer vs our customer.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

"It won't be long - we're in the process of hiring a cook now."

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."

"The customer is always right....the customer is ALWAYS right..."

"And that is where we started to focus on customer care."

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'