Customer Care Aficionado Mugs

"This is the customer care hot line. We make it a priority at Auto y Rod Inc. to put the customer first!"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Direct Marketing...

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'The customer is always right...'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

"I'd recommend this."

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"Will that be for here or to go?"

'Could you show me something that's more feature laden?'

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

Sharings,,,formerly complaints,

The competition's customer vs our customer.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

"It won't be long - we're in the process of hiring a cook now."

Ring Bell for Service.

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"You forgot the straw."

Waiter on a horse.

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

"I loved the part when you said I was a 'valued customer'. Do it again!"

"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."

"The customer is always right....the customer is ALWAYS right..."

"And that is where we started to focus on customer care."

"Fishing takes patience. I'll have more worms next week."

'It's a flight simulator for passengers.'