Current Events Mugs

"I'd just like to know what in hell is happening, that's all! I'd like to know what in hell is happening! Do you know what in hell is happening?"

"Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?"

Trump is out

The New Normal

"They were, sitting around the dinner table, knocking off a bottle of Côtes-du-Rhône and blathering about the Middle East – you've never heard such shallow, simplistic reasoning in your life – and one of them turns to me and says, "And what do you think, Barney? What do you think we should do?' and all I could come up with was 'Woof'. I felt like such an ass."

Make America Honest, Sane, Respected, Educated, Clean, Fair, Trustworthy, Decent and Giving Again!

'Now, where were we?...'

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Find Rush Limbaugh

"It's just the virtue signal - unfortunately, it doesn't do much."

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

"We mapped out the Trump motorcade route to the White House."

Lukashenko visited Putin in Sochi

Scottish Court Rules Against Johnson's Proroguing of Parliament.

The Supreme Court Rules the Proroguing Illegal

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Information

The Cougher

"We British will never surrender our heritage to a bunch of foreigners"

"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"Ignore that - social media tells me that the truth is a conspiracy to keep us in our place."

"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."

WTO-Free Traitor.

'Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication.'

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."

"But how do we know that's true?"

'What! Nobody thought to bring a paddle?'

"You undocumented workers have to leave...now."

'The trouble with a melting pot is that sombody always gets burned.'

Fourth of July (View from the South border)

'Experts today predicted natural disasters so devastating that only the rich and powerful will survive...'

The end of the economy is coming!

"I find wearing a mask helps."