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Backstabber Express: Trump

"If the news bother you so much, turn if off."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

British savings accounts

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Hate Platforms

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Support the Ex-Troops

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Flags

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"They grow up so fast."

Torturing the English Language

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Trump pardons

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

National Everything Awareness Day

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

The economy.