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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Hate Platforms

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

British savings accounts

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Support the Ex-Troops

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Flags

"They grow up so fast."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Torturing the English Language

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Who's got the hammer?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy