Current Events Chatterbox Pillows

"I came with a return ticket, but I don't think it's EVER going to come about. . ."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Hate Platforms

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

British savings accounts

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Support the Ex-Troops

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Flags

"They grow up so fast."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Torturing the English Language

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Trump pardons

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Who's got the hammer?"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy