Current Boyfriend Mugs

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

"That's my ex-boyfriend!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Gender Equality

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Demure lady with gloves

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"What's a patent?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

LAY ZEE FUK

International Women's Day

"We've made great progress!"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"