Current Affairs Satirist T-Shirts

Former Oz PM tipped for UK post-brexit trade advisor

"All is well!"

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Gee, thanks pal."

Reagacentennial

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The International and May Day Terrorism

The economy.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"We won!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The americanisation of vulture.

Trump leaving

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."