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The Rouble

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

S.S.dot.com

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Drunken singers in a public house

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Soho walking society

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Star versus UFO...

Sailor and Mermaid Kiss on a Mine.

'What type of line are you using?'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

Supermarket trolley repairs

Fish chopped by hydrofoil

Row to Row

'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...'

'I'd like to diversify my portfolio. For a change, why don't you get me a stock that's not in a group I like to classify as 'losers?'

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'

Pirates vs. Target.

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

Have you seen that movie, with the blonde girl who looks like that other blonde girl...

Pirate Eye Test

"So you've been fighting with your boyfriend?"