Curious Parent Mugs

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

"So...Baldo can send little notes on this thing? Actually, I'm being nosy. My son deserves his privacy."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Jr. cloning kit

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Honey Wallah

Baby Hairstyles.

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

"Where's your nose?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

G.P.S. For the Home

"Jim was a model Dad".