Curious Cosmologist Prints

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Hair Crop Circle

God Sneezes Out Creation

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"We evolved from asteroids"

The Origins of Everything

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"It could never work between us."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Moon and Star

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Astronaut

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Hardly any religion gets into chemistry, quite a bit gets into biology, and we're up to our necks in it.'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

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