Curious Citizen Prints

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

But is it organic?

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Then what happened?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Do Guns Kill?

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Idle parts

Plasma Ball

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Entomology Reference

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Sex Section in the Library

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

The Curious George pop-down book

The Farmer Sutra.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'