Curiosity Caution Pillows

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

At the Museum

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Worry tank

$1: Family Secrets

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The discovery of electricity...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Eureka!

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Ostrich Curoisities

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Abacus.