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'None of your business!'

Big Bang Theory.

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'I could eat you.'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Well did he?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

Switch on brain

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Abacus.