Curfew Escapades Expert Mugs

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

"I'm really in the mood for a good drama tonight."

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

Vending machines read: Snacks/Coffee/Stare out the window.

"Well, I'd better head home. I've got a long commute back to my shell."

"Well, I better get going. I got a lecture to go to."

"Do you have any Nine O'clock Madness? I'm not allowed out past ten."

'I told you to be home by midnight.'