Curb Appeal Enthusiast Mugs

"We find curb appeal very important."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'He's maturing early.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Balloon dog poos.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Mulch madness"

"What's your occupation?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

Tunnel of Like.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'