Curb Appeal Enthusiast Mugs

"We find curb appeal very important."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Mulch madness"

Circus Act

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Tunnel of Like.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Balloon dog poos.

"What's your occupation?"

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Talking Dog.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."