Cupids In Training Prints

NASA Special

"Actually, make that a double cream."

New Guy.

"Hi-yah!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"When did she start crawling?"

Valentine Vaccines

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"Try a danged head shot!"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Do as many study days as you can."

"This dog has wheels!"

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

Valentine's Day

"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

Valentines

Next time you send a Valentine message over the office intranet remember not to press 'send all'.

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"

"Watch out for the low beams!"

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

"This love seat stinks!"

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'

"I'm testing a theory on how to overcome shyness by wearing an unusual hat."

". . . and this, my young friends, is the Basell II ratings-based formula to calculate capital levels for retail credit."

"We met online."

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

"A bow and arrow is SO 18th century."

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'