Cupid's Apprentice T-Shirts

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'

Next time you send a Valentine message over the office intranet remember not to press 'send all'.

Valentine Vaccines

Lonely hearts club: 'Sorry, we're not that lonely.'

"Well the good news is that it's not contagious."

"Try a danged head shot!"

"A bow and arrow is SO 18th century."

Cupid and Targets

"This will be hilarious!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Love is in the air...

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Valentines

Growing Love

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

Cupid's Valentine

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

Happy Valentines

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

"Is our owner hot?"

'Love is a Drug'.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

Valentines

Valentine's Day

Narcissus

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Valentines

"Doctor, does my policy cover little sharp arrows?!"