Cupid Quiver Collector Prints

"Wow, this guys is stubborn!"

Love is in the air...

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Real Estate Personals

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Sharp Eyes

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

Time Table

Man guarding a written border.

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

What's Their Secret?

Ask Sadie

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Wise Cracker

"I see you've brought your own bag."

Tough Love 2000

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.'

'Love is a Drug'.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

"Are you a blowfish, or did you just hold a sneeze?"

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

Strike A Balance

Bored Room