Cupid Humor T-Shirts

"He finds it difficult to get in touch with his emotions."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Love is in the air...

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Cupid paints Stop sign

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Cupid and parachutists.

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"Let's take in a trial."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Call it Tough Love.

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

Cat Stops Cupid

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Cheers, it's worth the domestic hassle.'

'Love is a Drug'.

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."