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Coffee Machine: Out of Order

'These are job perks.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

You've Had Enough!

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

IT security.

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Working from Home: In/Still In

Stress

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!...

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

Getting things done.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."