Cultured Adventurer Pillows

The only way is Sussex...

Flags

Alien David statue

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Face painting by numbers.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Creative Baby.

Spontaneous Kombucha

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

See you at Charing Cross!

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Odd Mortarboards.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'What's on the other side?...'

Farmer's Market.

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"