Cultured Adventurer Pillows

The only way is Sussex...

Flags

Alien David statue

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Spontaneous Kombucha

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Creative Baby.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

See you at Charing Cross!

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

Odd Mortarboards.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Farmer's Market.