Culture Taster Mugs

"How did you get on with the food while on holiday?"

"States of tofu"

'Your French dip, sir.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

All-Candy Seder.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Pandora's Change Purse...

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"Wine not?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Easter Island heads bunny ears.

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'Telling them there is no meaning to life only ruins it for the rest of us.'

I love Berimbau!

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"Enough yin. More yang."

Book Burp

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

"I told you before! I need a food taster who likes brussel sprouts!"

How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere

"I'm the king's food taster. He likes comfort foods."

'Personally, I think the cumulous taste more cotton candy then marshmallow.'