Culture Comic Mugs

The jungle natives called Randolph Ancient Krakatootoo

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Jim Carrey,

Dog training

John Cleese.

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Spike Milligan

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

Woody Allen

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

Gigolo Diary

Alan Carr

The Cartoonists

Comedy course highlights fake nose

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

Keister Island

'You said he wasn't a dirty comedian. This guy is filthy!'

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

Dawn French.

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

Here We Go Again

'For some reason they've nailed the mike to the floor.'

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

"Your speech made the Wall Street Journal and Comedy Central."