Culture Clash Mugs

"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."

"Stereo! That spells trouble - another all night rave!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Herb's from Texas."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Low Noon.

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Californians Abroad.

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

A Wrestler Abroad

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Perplexed Farmer

Opera Pickleball

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

A Cornish Man

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

General Store Modernises

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

"We know 'How'. Just tell us who!"