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Shmutz

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

Shavuot - Like!

Gluten-free Santa

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Meanwhile...in Albania

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

European Loan to Greece

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

Notre Dame Fire

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

Bavaria

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

'How could you not know it was loaded'

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."

Wassailing!

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

A man in a canoe attempts to stop a giant yacht

"Third marriage."

Bull Headache