Cultural Tourism Pillows

'The brochure photos don't do them justice.'

We've had to dumb it down a bit for the modern tourist.

"He's bracing himself for the tourist onslaught."

'Some guide you turned out to be.'

'We would like to tour the great clothing manufacturers of China!'

Tourism Tax

The Vineyard

The Zoo.

Mardi Gras

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Beach con-man.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Omara Portuondo

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Culture Saturday

World Tour.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.