Cultural Norm Questioner Mugs

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

The Establishment: Independent Thought

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

What are YOU looking at!?!?

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

"Baldo, it's an unspoken rule! Guys don't sit next to each other at the movies!"

"It's all there. And because of the pressure to conform to social norms I've included a 20% tip."

'Edgar, I'm thinking of stepping beyond the bounds of good taste.'

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

On the beach

"Please scream inside your heart"

"You wouldn't think they would allow language like that at a time when grandparents are likely to be watching."

He never could fit in.

'Didn't think I even wanted one. I blame it on my biological cuckoo clock.'