Cultural Mix-up Fans Prints

"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Mexican angels.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Low Noon.

'I'm on the plain.'

Pyramid Skiers

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Rocket charmer.

The Dali 'Bama.

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

Perplexed Farmer

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

'Sorry. We have no senor discount.'

'I take it, you're lost.'

Dreidel Breakdance

Billy the Kilt

Piano tuner with an assistant.