Cultural Humor Buff Prints

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'Yes, all at once!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The Scottish Lawn

Elephant and Castle

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"When did this game get started?"

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Gigolo Diary

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

'Ma, have you been reading my textbook?'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Irish Jig Saws

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Pot Needles

"Sure, we live in a cave but do we have to dress like we live in a cave?"

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'

"Kfetch!"

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Further commercialization of the Olympics - I didn't know Brooks Brothers was a sponsor!

"Happy Hump Day!"

Karate Yid

A North pole dancer.

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

Buddy Operas.

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'