Cultural History Mugs

'I've been taking memory-enhancing drugs, and now I can remember all the drugs I took in the 60s and 70s.'

''Chosen by God,' eh? - What's the catch?'

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

Hammer of God

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

"You kids have it too good! When I was young, rebels invaded my village and made my life miserable for everyone! They shut down all the power!"

Funky Facts: Australia

Actually, Doc, we ex-hippies refer to it as a Pot Belly, not Beer Belly!

"Just saying, but if a boomerang hasn't come back after five weeks, chances are it's not coming back."

A man carves a totem pole

"Chinese, kemo-sabe! Billions of them!"

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Just a tad to the left."

Bell Bottom Pants

$1,000,000

"Thank you for your service."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

The Anti-Agent

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Louis Armstrong