Cultural Heritage Protector T-Shirts

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Cossack dancers

'Forget what?'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Welsh Dragon

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

Pasadena Playhouse War

Little boy dragon

'The fence is to keep the public away - otherwise our pictures won't last five minutes.'

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Urban Expansion

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Notre Dame Fire

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

Mozart

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"Have they no shame?"

"Did I hear Spanish spoken in here??"

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

Reselling for Fun and Profit