Cultural Games Gifts

'Is everything made in China these days?'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Gracie's baby toys.

Resourceful toddler

Some card-game puns

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Introducing...Anagraman.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'New Game'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Building Blocks.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"Herb's from Texas."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.