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"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Koko explains

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Zora Neale Hurston

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Gone Fishing

Easter Candy Island.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

TV stage door

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'