Cultural Differences Gifts

World Football Tournament USA Vs. England

'Mum! There's a fly in my soup...'

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

'In America, we only stick up the one.'

The american intern who served his boss coffee for the afternoon tea break.

"Maybe this how Casual Friday is done in Moose Jaw, but not the Big Apple."

"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."

"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)

"Unitarian. You?"

Overly wordy travel.

'How do you say pronto in your language?'

Secret Handshake

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

'This wine has a 'cheeky' little aroma, Bruce... Unlike that city-slicker's larger!'

'You're the only person I know who brings a folding chair to a Japanese restaurant!'

'it's not that I don't want to shake, it's just a culture thing, I'm japanese...'

"We're americans, so the room's great, the cockroaches just up and went!"

'Here in the U.S. men consider us a 5. If we went to Canada the exchange rate would make us a 6.5.'

Springtime traditions in some countries...baseball vs Canada's seal hunt.

"In Japan, workers bow to their boss, but I've found that an enthusiastic round of applause will suffice here."

A German giving a backhanded compliment.

"One of the hardest things to understand when you're in a different culture is their sense of humor."

Guacho Marx never fit in with his New York cousins.

Mixed marriage: eye of the beholder

"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Och lye the news'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Summertime.

'Could you give us a push?'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."